Careful what you ask for…

You know what would be really good right now? A venti non-fat latte. Something with an obscene amount of caffeine to kill this bad headache I’ve had for two days.

The funny and totally ironic part of today? I was working on a project for work earlier, simultaneously trying to talk on the phone and resolve, oh, about 15 issues and my laptop locked up for the bazillionth time.

My reaction was to slam down the lid and throw my hands up in the air. I think the words I shouted into the sky were… “Ok, I give up! Is that all you got??!”

At that exact moment a crack of thunder rolled over the house and I fell back (a little too far) in my desk chair.

Next thing you know I am face up looking at the ceiling.

I guess I got my answer for the day.

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Toxic Thursday

I was hungry this morning. My bagel-fix from Dunkin Donuts just didn’t do it for me. So, I stood in front of the refigerator with the door open, waiting for something to yell, “over heeeeere! eat me!”

and I decided that sharp cheddar cheese was the way to go. You know, those individually wrapped pieces of loveliness that is cheese.

I love cheese.

So anyway, I sit down at my desk and open up the wrapping, fully expecting my mouth to feel satisfied once I chowed down.

But no.

Something did not taste right. It was bad, very bad.

And then I did the most un-ladylike thing I’ve done in ages, I spit it out right on the set of reports I was reviewing for work. My gross profit reports, ruined.

My cheese was in a very bad state of moldly toxic yuckiness. Green and yellow crud….and fuzz! ewwwwwwwwwww!!!

After two teeth brushings and countless gargling of listerine, I checked out the rest of the package of cheese- in date, white, seemingly ok.

I guess there is always a bad apple in the bunch.

That’s what I get for snacking in-between meals. Damn you diet fairies. I was not cheating, it was only 3 points!