Behold, the S.W.A.T. man…

He looks intimidating, no?

He paraded at school… (that’s his 7th grade “buddy” holding his hand… all together… awwwwwwwwww……..)

He even had the time to pose in the dugout with the World Series Champions… the Phils!

Ok, that was trick photography…

It was a very bizarre Halloween around here with, oh, like, half the population in Philadelphia crowding the city, hooting, hollering, and drunk off their ass (well, it HAS been 25 years since we won anything).

But no, not us.

We were drunk on Snickers bars and Mummy Dogs. How much better could a day be?