Fun with fortune cookies

As I pigged out on General Tso’s Chicken last night, I opened a fortune cookie.

I usually just chuck them in the trash, but for some odd reason I opened one and got this message:
And on the flip side, the Chinese word of the day:

Universe, you are toying with my emotions. Don’t do that if you’re not going to make good on your promise.

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