I had almost decided to title this post “BagMomma’s Back Biotch!” because I was so inspired by Britney Spears dramatic performance on the VMA’s last night.

Please tell me you saw that washed-up trainwreck.

I happened to pop over just in time while I was also watching Big Brother (take that Evel and Daniele!) and I was completely horrified at the first sight of the back of Britney’s head and those REALLY bad hair extensions.

Thank goodness I could then turn off the TV (I’m not into the MTV awards, I just wanted to see the crash and burn).

But anyway, HEY! I am back from a restful vacation. If you call ‘restful’ walking 10 miles a day in 93 degrees and 100% humidity.

I did get that mojito I wanted, and a few margaritas to boot. It actually was a nice getaway, and I can’t tell you how much David LOVED this trip. Sort of like a non-stop sugar high all week. Rides, characters, swimming… he was 24/7 fun and the party member of the BagMomma Bunch.

My company sponsored a “pirate dinner and party” in Epcot and David was HOWLING he had so much fun. We danced and sang and it was THE BEST event I ever went to in my life. Thank you Big Blue.

We had to BUY an extra bag to pack David’s souvenirs and bring them home.

Anyway, I am going to do a wrap-up post later about vacation. Unfortunately, today is my first day back to work. I have 620 new e-mails.

That’s 77.5 I need to read every hour today.

Glad to be back.

I think.