Subtitled: the decline of society in middle America and its effects on small children.
BACKGROUND
Our local news aired a segment last week regarding a story about drugs being sold from a Mr. Softee truck in Philadelphia. For those of you who aren’t from the New York/Philly area, Mr. Softee is our version of the Good Humor Ice Cream truck. They are independently-owned ice cream trucks that troll the family neighborhoods selling frozen treats (not illicit drugs, lol). My son heard this newscast but we didn’t talk about it. In fact, I thought he wasn’t even paying attention to the TV. Fast forward to yesterday….
David: “I didn’t get any Mr. Softee this weekend!”
S.: “We probably missed him when we were out, don’t worry, he’ll be back sometime this week with your chocolate ice cream.”
David: “Nuh uh, Daddy. Mr. Softee is too busy selling drugs to bring my ice cream.”
Oh my……What to say
BagMomma 
That is pretty funny.!
They are ALWAYS listening! And all of a sudden BAM! they throw it at you!
Wow. Humorous look at a startling subject. We’ve had a few of those lately, too. Training kids is a daunting task… and funny, too. lol
Holy cow!! At least you know he’s paying attention!! too funny!